Yeah, no, we couldn't find that page. Sucks to suck?

> Take me home, now. I hate it here. Every fucking second I spend on this godforsaken page, is another second of my time, lost, I could have spent somewhere else. Maybe time I could have spent with my family, friends, maybe just playing a game I enjoy, hell maybe even licking a cactus- because even THAT would be better than this stupid-ass page. You know, it's truly a MARVEL of web design that you managed to make a page this ABHORRENT. In fact, I think this takes the cake for WORST WEB PAGE EVER. I'D RATHER BE ANYWHERE BUT HERE. DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? WELL YOU BETTER, BECAUSE I AM **DONE** WITH THIS PAGE!! SO, THE MOMENT I STOP RAMBLING AND CLICK ON THIS LINK- IT **BETTER** TAKE ME SOMEWHERE ELSE. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT??? I. WISH. THIS. PAGE. WOULD. BURN!!!